tiddiemeat420:

*had just been shot*
doctor: sir we need your emergency contact number
me: bruh yall been had that
doctor: sir this says 1-800-BIGWEED
me: lmaoo
doctor: oh shit lmaao nice

gyrozeppelifucker:

the daddy, the princess, and the holy cummie (ノ´∀`)

Customer: Ummm could you get your manager?

Me: No, but you can get these hands.

TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI

1: What are you wearing?

2: Ever been in love?

3: Ever had a terrible breakup?

4: How tall are you?

5: How much do you weigh?

6: Any tattoos do you want?

7: Any piercings that you want?

8: OTP?

9: Favorite Show?

10: Favorite bands?

11: Something you miss?

12: Favorite song?

13: How old are you?

14: Zodiac sign?

15: Hair Color?

16: Favorite Quote?

17: Favorite singer?

18: Favorite color?

19: Loud music or soft?

20: Where do you go when you're sad?

21: How long does it take you to shower?

22: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?

23: Ever been in a physical fight?

24: Turn on?

25: Turn off?

26: The reason I joined Tumblr?

27: Fears?

28: Last thing that made you cry?

29: Last time you cried?

30: Meaning behind your url

31: Last book you read?

32: Last song you listened to?

33: Last show you watched?

34: Last person you talked to?

35: The relationship between you and the person you last texted?

36: Favorite food?

37: Place you want to visit?

38: Last place you were?

39: Do you have a crush?

40: Last time you kissed someone?

41: Last time you were insulted and what was it?

42: What color underwear are you wearing?

43: What color shirt are you wearing?

44: What color bottoms are you wearing?

45: Wearing any bracelets?

46: Last sport you played?

47: Last song you sang?

48: Last prank call you remember doing?

49: Last time you hung out with anyone?

50: Favorite movie?

zamagi:

many years ago, a dio brando suddenly appeared…if you believe it! jotaro! jotaro! believe it! belieeeeeve it! here i am with star platinum! star platinum! he’s a stand. jotaro, i’m on my way! jotaro, i’ll be okay! getting ready to fight on set! come on best friends by my side! polnareff, is really cool! kakyoin, the beautiful!

byzantine-love-machine:

vividsubs:

doughshin:

vividsubs:

oujij:

anime girls with fangs

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anime GIRLS with fangs asshole get that shit out of here

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It is SO HARD to find non-pornographic images of Nana with her fang showing.